I am still very much the same girl from last April in my heart, but today I am also the girl who does SMUNTH

 I sat there after SMUNTH and thought, I can do this.

Dear reader, what I found was far more salacious

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But chains and whips excite me

Ta-ta-touch me like you do, What are you waiting for?

 “It's fine, I can read this, it's not real.”

Were you naughty or nice this December?

Is smut ever-present?

Some days you are not a salmon

No longer will we be uneducated!

Give me a man who knows how to use his hands!

We are all waking up winers today

Lets see if I can become sporty

The month that changed my life